I am excited to present an exclusive interview that LDSSR conducted with Jacob, a member of the Creation Committee.
LDSSR: Thank you, Jacob, for agreeing to this interview. Could you begin by telling us about your job.
Jacob: The Creation Committee oversees and implements the Lord's creation projects in the universe.
LDSSR: So do your projects include the whole universe or more limited areas?
Jacob: Well, the committee oversees the whole universe, but we are sub-divided into regional areas. So, for example, I am on the part of the committee that oversaw your solar system.
LDSSR: OK. Well let's get to the heart of the interest of my readers. Could you tell us more about the time frame and method of creation?
Jacob: Sure. The time frame for Earth and its solar system was six days that would be equivalent to a total of your six thousand years. The methods of creation are proprietary, I'm afraid, but I would say that your Book of Abraham gives a pretty good summary of it.
LDSSR: On the one hand that isn't very surprising. It is what you get in Sunday School, after all...
Jacob: Precicely.
LDSSR: ...but I wondered if you could help me square that with our scientific investigations.
Jacob: That's a big issue--probably more than we can discuss in detail--but one thing you need to understand is that the Creation Committee operates in coordination with other committees that have their own missions.
LDSSR: Can you give some examples?
Jacob: Well, for example, there's the Evidences and Faith Committee. Their mission is to make sure that mortals need to exercise faith. So they make sure that evidences of God aren't too compelling, or in some cases, that the evidence leads in the wrong direction. So, for example, it was their decision to scrub DNA that could support the Book of Mormon. That kind of thing.
LDSSR: Were they also responsible for the portion of the Book of Abraham papyri that were burned in the Chicago fire?
Jacob: Yes, exactly.
LDSSR: Did they have to be so destructive?
Jacob: Well, again, they do their work in cooperation with other committees. Two others involved with that were the Trials and Adversity Committee as well as the Mortal Expiration Committee--we like to call them the Death Squad. The folks on the Death Squad really like the challenge of taking out as many people on their list as possible with one event, while leaving people not yet appointed to die. In a strange way, they find aesthetic value in efficiency.
LDSSR: That's kind of disturbing, but I guess it sort of makes sense. But returning to the scientific evidence--so you're saying that the idea that radioisotopes, and fossils, and DNA, and so forth--that it is all a deception--that that's true?
Jacob: We prefer to say that it is a test. By their very nature, tests involve some deception. But it isn't deception for deception's sake. It's part of a test.
LDSSR: If that's true, it's elaborate beyond comprehension.
Jacob: Oh, those guys from the Evidences and Faith Committee really pay attention to detail. I mean, you don't want to be the one responsible for messing up the mortal probation of several billion souls; I can tell you that.
LDSSR: Well, OK. But don't they go overboard?
Jacob: It's better to be more convincing than less.
LDSSR: But doesn't that run counter to the whole reason for the test? I mean, you've fundamentally deceived--or tested--billions of people in a very convincing way. Don't most of them fail?
Jacob: Actually the success rate is better than you would think because most people don't believe what scientists say, no matter how good the evidence...
LDSSR: I guess I should have seen that coming.
Jacob: ...so really, the worst performers are the scientists, but they make up a tiny fraction of the whole.
LDSSR: So all of that careful scientific investigation and testing amounts to nothing?
Jacob: Well, that kind of irony is popular up here. You know, the first shall be last and the last shall be first--he that is least shall be the greatest--the wise shall be foolish and the foolish shall be wise--and so on.
LDSSR: Why was the test limited to those who lived after the scientific revolution? What about all of those people who lived during times--most of history, really--when God's existence was assumed?
Jacob: Well, again, this gets back to the different committees. For much of mortal history, nature did indeed seem to support the existence of God. However, technology was limited so, as per the Trials and Adversity Committee, people faced a lot of sickness, pain, and death. The Proclaiming the Gospel Committee really needed technology improvements in order to finish up their work in the last days. The question became, how do you give these mortals such technological advancements--which they will use to eliminate their trials of sickness, pain, and death--and still test them? So it was a trade off. The Evidences and Faith Committee and the Trials and Adversity Committee worked together to ensure that a reduction of pain, and so forth, through technology would be accompanied by false scientific conclusions to test their faith--
LDSSR: --made using some of that same technology. Wow. That's...incredible.
Jacob: Hey, these guys are professionals.
LDSSR: I guess our time is up. Thanks so much for your insights.
Jacob: You're welcome. And happy April Fool's Day.
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