Vaccine #1 Achieved

This week I received my first dose of the Pfizer COVID vaccine. Hooray! Right now, cells in my body have taken up the mRNA that was delivered by the vaccine and are producing the Spike protein of the coronavirus. Dendritic cells are starting to notice, and will make their way to lymph nodes to alert B cells and T cells that this foreign protein is in my body. Soon B cells that recognize the Spike protein will start to make antibodies--little proteins that bind onto the Spike protein whenever they come in contact with it.

In three weeks, I will receive my second dose, and the process will repeat except that the B cells that were activated the first time will really kick into high gear. At that point, my assimilation into the Bill Gates--Tony Fauci--George Soros conspiracy will be complete! (Also, I'll be immune to COVID.)

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